Important Things

Thursday, July 20, 2006

You Know

I've found a very informative website, which deserves mention in both my sidebar and in its very own post. The site is called Nigga Know Technology, and is full of helpful reviews of consumer items and services. For example, a review of Garmin's new Portable FishFinder:

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Apparently, when a white motherfucker go out in they boats they need to know where the fish at. This gadget fires out some of that radar and blows all that data up on the display. So those pasty niggas row they asses out where ever the fuck Garmin tells them to row they asses to and they throw they lines in. Must be a motherfucking blast for white people, but for serious that sounds like some boring ass shit...

*BLIP*
*BLEEP*
THE FISH TO THE RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

To sum this shit up, we don't know a fish finder because, niggas aint trying to find no fish. We leave that shit to the sleepy heads and those country ass Huckleberry Finn niggas. If Garmin wanna boost they nigga profits on they line of Finder units then Garmin gotta help a nigga find shit a nigga looking for like white breezies or the identity of that nigga who pretending to be TUPAC on them new cuts. Any way I'm out on that shit.

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Other reviews focus on remote controls, 'jacks', and downloadable movies. All very helpful, and worth your free time.

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